Tuesday, May 6, 2008

i stalk.


Katt: short asian girl with long straight brownish hair.
Was last seen wearing a black pinaforte with a white puffy short-sleeved shirt and knee-high socks with the heart argyle style print on the sides and red slippers, similar to Dorothy's from Wizard of OZ, on the 06/05/08 at UWA.
studying: claims to be an engineer

0915: katt spots Peanut & wilfred on the bus (102 COTTESLOE) - they have a stimulating conversation
0930: katt seen walking off the 102 bus and arriving at uni.
0935: katt seen walking with peanut to comp sci building. Witnesses claim that she went to the mac labs to finish off her data structures lab
1109: katt seen walking to chilliz with ringo (recently identified as SFL!)
witnesses claim they were eating an early lunch and overheard katt tell ringo that she could go for another box because she was only feeling satisfied, not full.
They were seen walking back to uni and katt dropped ringo off to her maths lecture in the geology building at about 1145.
1200-1340: spotted at the guild courtyard setting up MSU stall with a male, according to sources, this male is the MSU president and answers to the name of John Loh. The two were later joined by the club's treasurer, Lincoln Tan and other committee members who sources have been unable to identify.
During this time katt was seen doing nothing of importance or relevance to her uni studies. She seemed rather relaxed and quite chatty of matters that is of unimportance or business of current readers.
Katt was later dragged by a female, who answers to the name of Stacey Hong otherwise known as Taiwan to a petting zoo located on Oak Lawn. Pictures were taken of the animals.
Witnesses claim that they overheard katt calling a donkey a camel.
katt later returned to stall and not long later, she left with ringo to attend class.
1345: katt was seen heading to the physics building where witnesses saw both ringo and katt enter the clews lecture theatre where katt was timetabled for maths2040 lecture.
she was joined by 3 males identified as Lionel Lam, Buzz (who's real name is Brian - note he is not "fking brian") and D.Y.
sources say that she attempted to pay attention in the lecture but later "K.O-ed" due to fatigue of "staying up too late" the previous night doing assignment that SHOULD'VE NOT been left to the night before. Sources claim that katt likes to procrastinate and leave things that she does not enjoy doing to the last minute.
1445: Katt seen leaving the building with ringo to attend another lecture. Sources say the lecture was Data Structures in which katt was seen NOT paying attention once again until the final 20mins as she was busy on blogspot and facebook on her newly purchased macbook.
1545: katt was seen catching the bus home with ringo where they bumped into a male identified as Nelson (the 78 to be exact which DID NOT go all the way to wellington bus station so the three had to walk to the city from esplanade busport). Ringo & katt both managed to convince each other they did not want half price waffles anymore (a weekly promotion by a business known as Gelare) and should get bubbletea instead.
Nelson said that it was very asian of the two but katt simply replied "im asian, im allowed to"
After purchasing the bubbeteas they walked to katt's bus stop where katt was seen boarding the 66 express home where she was picked up from the morley bus station and taken home.

Katt was then spotted napping until 2030 where she was woken up by the noises of her dog barking like what can be described as a "maniac" or "@%@%@%@$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!". She had pho for dinner and watched NCIS at the same time.

Photos found on katt's camera:

Above: Male , answers to the name of Simon Thai, believed to be invovled in a group known as WFC. Seen to be camwhoring with scarves.


Above: the male poses. Reason: unknown however experts predict that it was for cam whoring purposes.

Above: date and time of the above photo is yet to be known however suspects in the picture have been identified as AMF & uncao. Location: MCL

The following photos were taken at ESGR, a study group held at lionel's habitat where maths2040 students attempt to complete weekly mission: "the assignment". This week's mission complexity level was claimed to be: complex.

Above: spotted at esgr: Wilfred, peanut & uncao

Above: up close & personal: wilfred wong - wilfred has completed his weekly mission and choses to challenge and stimulate his mind with a gaming device identified by experts as a Nintendo DS.
Sources say that katt was jamming with lionel on the piano - pitch: horrendous, mainly coz katt opened her mouth to sing. However lionel should be complimented for his improvement in pitch, maybe its because most songs were played in a lower tone to compliment the jammer's style.

Above: Lionel NOT doin the asian squat

Petting zoo photos:
Above: animal identified as a cow

Above: animals identified: baby chickens

Above: animals identified: ducks, yellow ducks to be exact and the "fking brian", the rooster

Above: "fking brian" trying to fit in with its own kind

Above: animals identified: guinea pigs & a rabbit

Above: the donkey that katt claimed to be a camel. reason: unknown at this point in time.


Anyone who has any additional information regarding Katt on the 06/05/08, please contact 'i stalk' asap as any information is information.


xoxox

2 comments:

Jovina said...

LOL!! this is sooo funny~~ why are there animals? were they at uni??!! LOL istalk :p

Anonymous said...

lame